Funny Sprinter Valentine Card: I'd Run a Mile, But Prefer a Sprint (Printable PDF)

Quick Overview

For the Runner Who Hates Distance

For some runners, anything over 100 meters feels like a marathon. This funny Valentine card captures that mindset perfectly.

Featuring a determined (but slightly sweating) character, the text reads: "I'd run a mile for you... but honestly, I'd prefer a sprint!" It’s the ultimate way to say "I love you" without committing to a long-distance endurance run.

Perfect for Track & Field Teams

Whether you are a coach or an athlete, this card is a winner for the track community:

• Sprinters: A relatable joke for the speed demon who lives for the dash.
• Teammates: A fun, budget-friendly gift to hand out at practice or meets.
• Coaches: A clever way to acknowledge the hard training sessions.

What You Will Receive

This is a digital download. No physical product will be shipped.

• 1 x High-Resolution PDF: 6 cards per page (approx. 2.7" x 3.7" each). Optimized for easy cutting.
• 1 x Printing Guide: Helpful tips for choosing the right paper.

How to Use

Simply download, print, and cut! You can use them as standard cards or punch a hole to create custom gift tags for:

• Water bottles or shaker cups
• Spike bags or gym gear
• Post-workout treats

Printing Recommendations

For a sturdy feel, use heavyweight matte cardstock. These designs are formatted to print easily on standard US Letter paper at home or your local print shop.

Note: For Personal Use and Limited Commercial Use (Physical products only). Do not resell the digital file.